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No. 5

Spitting in your food.
I found a no. 5
by Cody5050 June 30, 2022
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June 5

June 5 is the day for you to get a gf/bf you lonely fuck
Boy:hey wanna go out I’m a lonely fuck
Boy:no I’m not gay
Boy:it’s June 5
Boy: ahhhh ok babe
by Shees June 4, 2022
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5 number

5 is the fith number of all the number (without counting in negatif) before is 4,3,2,1,0 if you say it as the number it dont have a real definition
by TAL104 May 23, 2023
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5 aside football

A shit gay dudes version of real football, a bunch of nonces running about two footing 17 year olds.
Person 1: Come watch my 5 aside football match

Person 2: Nah bro so gay you’ll just get two footed by nonces lad.
by Footballisgaybro June 4, 2021
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5 Second Photoshop

The five second act of ejaculation in which an individual's face is transformed from normal to cum-ridden.
After we do doggy-style, can I give you a 5 second photoshop?
by First_and_Last_Post July 13, 2016
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ernie 5 star

A clumsy dork of the highest order, having just proven as much through a telling action or statement.

But ... only as referred to by a higher level dork, confirmed through the use of this phrase.

Derogatory yet playful.
(watches someone poke an eye with the finger brush)
Ha. Ernie 5 star!
by failureislikely January 24, 2018
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