J-Bones

noun. When one is at the state of going so in he/she posseses a jello like quality of bones.

Guys did you see how big mac was J-Bones last night after going red.

by SeasideCircus June 12, 2012

J

the loml. the reason why i get up in the morning n why i’m still here honestly. the prettiest blue eyes n the sweetest personality. the only person who can complete me n make me feel wanted. the man who puts in effort to support n love me and i could never ask for anything more. id give him the entire world if i could. im not good at showing my love n i make a lot of mistakes but i hope he knows that my entire lifes purpose is to see him smile. he’s been through sm n to ease his pain would fulfil me. jst listening to him talk abt his passions is enough for me. i could listen to him talk all day n whenever i’m w him im in a constant haze of happiness. we’re arguing atm n it’s my fault again but id give anything for him to forgive me because without him i don’t know what i’d do.

‘j is the most perfect human being to ever exist’

by IlovemybfJsm<3 January 30, 2023

Fire Pal J

When your friend uses a CPAP and is passed out you unplug there hose from the machine and stick the hose inbetween your ass cheeks and fart

Jake wouldn’t wake up so I went in his room and gave him a Fire Pal J. He woke right up. I don’t think he over sleep again

by HH2018 January 30, 2021

Brandon J

Known as BJ by many. If you see this guy on road don’t bother running, he will give you his money and probably blow you a kiss aswell because he is a fruity don. Usually very lanky but has a small penis. Probably has feeling for his boys in the group chat but keeps it to himself cuz he don’t wanna roll batty to the bredrin.

“You man cross the road Brandon J is coming”
“Rah say less mans not tryna hold dat kiss”

by HavishamSingh82 August 1, 2019

Edward j plant

A god fearing drunkard with the remarkable ability to tell countless lies without hesitation

That liar is a real Edward j plant

by Eddie's toy boy Jon February 28, 2020

E-J

An amazingly funny person, who often dyes her hair. E-J has bright blue eyes and she is the coolest/weirdes personne ever! She has a loving mother and a adorable sister! E-J is always honest and tries her best to be nice to people, she hates upsetting people. E-J likes dem memes and hopes to one day be one. She also dreams to be a movie star or a signer! Her only ennemies are people that are jealous of her! E-J loves to reeee! If you are friends with her you are super lucky so keep her close and love her to infinity!

Girl1- E-J is so cool!
Girl2- I hate her because she is better that me
Girl1- Dont hate the reeee queen!!!!!

by The reeee queen May 2, 2019

j

its a word, BAKAAAA

j

by bakakakabakakakuwubaaka June 4, 2021