An immature guy with one of the holy trifectas--very large phallus, very large libido, very large actual heart--that make you want to slap him really hard but sametime kinda hit your knees and succcsuccc best you can so he will appreciate you the most possible.
Ugh I dunno what I'm gonna do about him; so annoying at times, but big sigh he's suchhhh a Jake I can't help myself.
by Imouto-chan January 4, 2022
Get the Jakemug. by Super cool dood rood October 14, 2019
Get the Jakemug. Jake: I hope I get the part I want in the school musical!!!!!!!1!!1!1!!!1!1!1!
Anybody else: shut up we’re in the library
Anybody else: shut up we’re in the library
by Cowboy_StateFarm November 10, 2020
Get the Jakemug. by RoombaMan1929 May 29, 2021
Get the Jakemug. Amber and Jake.. two people who's love for eachother is everlasting.. two people who no matter what will love eachother and cherish eachother.. I love you amber - jake
by Johannesburg paulsty March 5, 2023
Get the Amber and Jakemug. Jake is the best boy you can face. You will be friends in quite a few days or if a girl, fall in love with him. He's very talented! He's an artist and a musician. Jake probably plays piano. He's cool, atlethic, muscular and likes perfection. Jake is never angry and always solves problems.
by Cookie.moster123 March 24, 2021
Get the Jakemug. Someone who says things that are so outrageous you don’t know what to think. They are borderline scary to be around but equally hilarious.
Jake: “I tried to order a McTopSloppy and a McChinamen at McDonald’s and the girl at the drive thru was so shocked at my knowledge of the secret menu that she quit her job instantaneously…good thing I didn’t request the McPhagomania or she would have cried”
You: “Alright man, glad to hear it”
You: “Alright man, glad to hear it”
by EricShun100 July 25, 2023
Get the Jakemug.