Noun. A subtle non-violent war that takes place on a civilian level in the name of economic advancement of a group of people who share likeness, usually on a corporate level.
1. I started my own business because I got sick of dealing with paper war's on the job.
2. Girl, I left (Job A) a month ago and found one that appreciated me because they kept starting paper war's talking to me any way then writing me up when I responded uncomfortable!
3. I looked at the top 100 people who worked at the company I was applying for and the only person who looked like me was the woman on the brochure, it's just giving me paper war energy!
1. I started my own business because I got sick of dealing with paper war's on the job.
2. Girl, I left (Job A) a month ago and found one that appreciated me because they kept starting paper war's talking to me any way then writing me up when I responded uncomfortable!
3. I looked at the top 100 people who worked at the company I was applying for and the only person who looked like me was the woman on the brochure, it's just giving me paper war energy!
Example: (Party A) is hiring and promoting mostly people who resemble them while simultaneously making work hard, uncomfortable, or difficult for (PartyXYZ) so they quit. This will allow (Party A) to get a hold of a business in a nice area and establish themselves away from all the chaos on their side of town. As a defense to keep unwanted hires out (Party A) will usual put (PartyXYZ) in the cooler area to push them to give up and quit, makes easy for Paper War to begin.
by MrMelodicInertia January 18, 2023
Get the Paper Warmug. Do you mean
by Sucky Sasuke November 16, 2020
Get the war in bahsingsaymug. Guy 1: Dude! Did you hear john just bought Ligcoin and it doesn't even exist! Guy 2: Are you serious? He bought cryptocurrency that doesn't even exist? He really got star wars pinballed.
by Deez nuts yum May 18, 2023
Get the Star wars pinballmug. The characters
Purple:Kinky Buddies? Friends With The Team Think Light Blue Should Stop Jacking Off Overall A EPIC PERSON MALE
Host: Fonny Idiot Nice Epic And Likes To Swear Alot MALE
Pink: barbie bitch is an asshole has a small crush on light blue FEMALE
Lime: HAS A STUPID VOICE LIKES TO SLEEP AND A IDIOT also has a small crush on cyan FEMALE
Green: Dumbass likes tacos and sleeping eats grassMALE?
Dark Blue : Kinky? Cool Epic A Bit Of An Asshole Caring And Smart FEMALE
Cyan: A WAR CRIMNAL IN 3 CONTRYS GOOD AT WAR BOMBED GERMANY 2 TIMES ALMOST DIED AND A SMART PERSON SOMETIMES DUMB MALE?
Light Blue: Likes Chocolate Likes To Jack Off Tells Dark Blue To Confess Sometimes But She Is Kinda Shy Too Also Smart In Being A War Criminal And Not Getting Caught By Goverment Has A 1px Dick And A MALE}
Yellow: a bit of an asshole and caring COMMITTED TAX FRAUD AND IS ILLEGAL IN 50 STATES, TRYED TO USE THE ":give africa water" likes to take astroids and house is burnt smartass has a tiny crush on cyan FEMALE
Purple:Kinky Buddies? Friends With The Team Think Light Blue Should Stop Jacking Off Overall A EPIC PERSON MALE
Host: Fonny Idiot Nice Epic And Likes To Swear Alot MALE
Pink: barbie bitch is an asshole has a small crush on light blue FEMALE
Lime: HAS A STUPID VOICE LIKES TO SLEEP AND A IDIOT also has a small crush on cyan FEMALE
Green: Dumbass likes tacos and sleeping eats grassMALE?
Dark Blue : Kinky? Cool Epic A Bit Of An Asshole Caring And Smart FEMALE
Cyan: A WAR CRIMNAL IN 3 CONTRYS GOOD AT WAR BOMBED GERMANY 2 TIMES ALMOST DIED AND A SMART PERSON SOMETIMES DUMB MALE?
Light Blue: Likes Chocolate Likes To Jack Off Tells Dark Blue To Confess Sometimes But She Is Kinda Shy Too Also Smart In Being A War Criminal And Not Getting Caught By Goverment Has A 1px Dick And A MALE}
Yellow: a bit of an asshole and caring COMMITTED TAX FRAUD AND IS ILLEGAL IN 50 STATES, TRYED TO USE THE ":give africa water" likes to take astroids and house is burnt smartass has a tiny crush on cyan FEMALE
Water wars is a game with the characters such as Dark Blue, Purple, Cyan, Yellow, Pink, Light Blue, Green, Lime, The Host
by WaterWarsNooby June 1, 2021
Get the Water Warsmug. Me: shes talking to him
Friend: oh no
Me:SHE IS TALKING TO HIM
FRIEND: CALM DOWN
ME: ITS ABOUT TO BE WORLD WAR THREE
Friend: oh no
Me:SHE IS TALKING TO HIM
FRIEND: CALM DOWN
ME: ITS ABOUT TO BE WORLD WAR THREE
by Ash in wonderland March 29, 2015
Get the World war threemug. A phrase used more commonly in the 70s-early 90s referring to a large family vehicle (station wagons, vans, minivans, etc.).
Battle wagon was used interchangeably for this use.
Battle wagon was used interchangeably for this use.
All right everybody, load up the war war wagon. We've got a seven hour trip ahead of us, and it isn't getting any shorter.
I need to go get some tires put on the old war wagon.
I need to go get some tires put on the old war wagon.
by C4rp3N0ct3m May 31, 2022
Get the War wagonmug. Different religions have different gods. Roman God Of War is Mars. Greek God Of War is Ares. I could go on about different variations of Gods Of War for all religions but that isn't my point. I came here to tell you about Sparky. My religion's God Of War.
Unlike most Gods Of War Sparky cares about humans. He's a protector. Most gods abuse their power and treat humans as pawns. Sparky doesn't. He cares. Sparky is a good god. Sparky only goes to war / fights when its needed. He doesn't use violence as a 1st resort. Sparky uses violence only when he must. Sparky only fights when its for a right cause. Like protecting others. Or punishing bad. Sparky believes in just.
Now to tell you about Sparky's skills / powers. Sparky is trained in every weapon. He's perfected every weapon. Sparky mastered every martial art. Bruce Lee (the greatest martial artist human) was a disciple of Sparky. Bruce Lee's main teacher was Ip Man but Sparky taught Bruce too. Also Sparky taught the police and military so they can protect and serve society. Anything related to martial arts Sparky was involved in. Sparky has the skills of a olympic gold medalist. Also he has infinite power. He has the powers of every other god / goddess. Sparky is a beast.
Luckily for us Sparky is on our side. He'll be there to protect us and save us from danger. He's like Thor. A superhero god. Sparky is a hero. He is the nicest and best God Of War. He is the true God. He sets the tone for all of the others.
Unlike most Gods Of War Sparky cares about humans. He's a protector. Most gods abuse their power and treat humans as pawns. Sparky doesn't. He cares. Sparky is a good god. Sparky only goes to war / fights when its needed. He doesn't use violence as a 1st resort. Sparky uses violence only when he must. Sparky only fights when its for a right cause. Like protecting others. Or punishing bad. Sparky believes in just.
Now to tell you about Sparky's skills / powers. Sparky is trained in every weapon. He's perfected every weapon. Sparky mastered every martial art. Bruce Lee (the greatest martial artist human) was a disciple of Sparky. Bruce Lee's main teacher was Ip Man but Sparky taught Bruce too. Also Sparky taught the police and military so they can protect and serve society. Anything related to martial arts Sparky was involved in. Sparky has the skills of a olympic gold medalist. Also he has infinite power. He has the powers of every other god / goddess. Sparky is a beast.
Luckily for us Sparky is on our side. He'll be there to protect us and save us from danger. He's like Thor. A superhero god. Sparky is a hero. He is the nicest and best God Of War. He is the true God. He sets the tone for all of the others.
Person A "Who's your favorite God?"
Person B "Sparky; God Of War...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Sparky, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Sparky? He's just the best!"
Person B "Sparky; God Of War...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Sparky, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Sparky? He's just the best!"
by Best User On Urban Dictionary May 25, 2025
Get the Sparky; God Of Warmug.