Tom

Tom is a typical looser in life. He ist not just rejected by girls but also by society general. Tom means "Hurensohn" in German and just Hurensöhne wear this name. This name is a burden and was forbidden in the "International World Peace Law", adopted by the United Nations in 2016.

Tom is a Hurensohn

by DickDestroyer187 November 21, 2021

Tom Brady

The Goat can overcome any opsticle

I wish I was Tom Brady but im not the goat

by pats fan88 June 6, 2017

Tom stubbs

Absolutely utter cunt

Mate:who’s that new guy Tom stubbs
Friend: He’s a bitch stay away

by Kenzgang69420 December 5, 2018

Tom

Nonce

Oh look out, here comes Tom. The nonce.

Noncey Tom
Tom, please stop noncing my cousin

by Ld123456 November 22, 2021

Tom Moley

This is a ginger male who once had a mole on his penis, he has many moles over his body. He is a man of great stature but uses too many long words! Usually found in north Carolina or Gibralta.

Hey look at ginger Tom Moley!

by Blackdidi February 19, 2019

Tom cameron

He is the pengest man on the planet

Omg Tom cameron is so peng

by Ccfc yaned January 13, 2020

Hearing tom

To listen through walls to private conversations

Peeping Tom's should be castrated so I guess that means hearing Tom's should have there ear drums burst!
A pest is a pest!

by Baked dinner March 25, 2022