Donald Trump

A synonym for the word 'loser', evidenced by the fact that his hair is and will suck for eternity and beyond.

I swear, if I see Donald Trump's hair one more time on the internet I will freak out.

by Pleiadesu October 4, 2016

Donald Trump

Donald trump, the truth that hairy assholes can one day become president too.

Ohmygod, Donald Trump just won Nevada. Time to move to Australia.

by ThePugaChan June 26, 2016

Donald Trump

soggy orange cheeto that glistens in the sun, always wears a rats nest on head, that uncle that looks at you too inappropriately, also identified as an umpa lump

person 1: wow did you see that trash tv earlier?
person 2: you mean Donald Trump?
person 1: Yeah!

by bandaddictaf October 17, 2016

Trump Train

The trump train is a toy that republicans give tiny handed trump to play with and keep him distracted. The trump train keeps him busy and not able to toddler tantrum around the Oval Office. This has been the most effective method as there are no corners to put little grumpy in when he has been bad. But occasionally the little temper gets board of his train and sneaks past his babysitters and breaks something. The trump train isn’t fool proof after all.

Kelly Ann: look out he’s headed for the briefcase!!!

John Kelly: it’s ok he can’t remember that many numbers for the code
Kelly Ann: we don’t wanna risk it! Dangle the trump train in front of him! Quick!!
Paul Ryan: thank you Kelly for keeping America safe.

by Daggy row January 27, 2019

Trump 2020

A phrase used to express support for President Donald Trump's 2020 campain, contrary to what all other entries under this name will have you believe, he is not racist homophobic transphobic ect, and his supporters aren't either.

#Trump 2020

by LittNigga December 8, 2020

Donald Trump

The world's best joke that is getting out of hand.

Dan: "Yeah bro, let's stick those hamsters up our assholes"
Phil: "Bro, this is becoming a Donald Trump"
Dan: "Well build a wall around it if you don't like it!"

by Killerkrok August 22, 2016

Donald Trump

Great Wall of Mexico lover. Rich old faggot with a small loan of a million dollars from his father. He's topically an asshole.

Look a Donald Trump kill it with guns and knives before it builds a wall.

by Shadowhunter4:20 August 7, 2016