chris is a perfect human
by okay123456789 October 16, 2022
Get the Chrismug. Chris is the biggest hoe in the friend group, although he seems very shy on the outside yet his body count is above everyone's standards. He is a skinny boy who, under his baggy clothes, has a great unforgettable set of abs. Chris is a very nice guy who always know both how to satisfy a woman and how to treat one correctly. His reputation struggled through middle school but as he started high school he began to thrive, getting all the girls, rising in popularity, but not maintaining the best grades. His parents are strict towards his surrounding academics but he works hard enough to see his friends and girlfriends often. His judgement is not always the best but through and through he's a great guy, perfect some may say...
"Guess who asked me out? Chris did!" "Oh my god! Are you serious? Don't mess that one up, he'll be perfect for you."
by UrbanDefinitionsIRL May 10, 2021
Get the Chrismug. Chris is the fucking best. He has brown hair and blue eyes. He is a generally cool guy, and not just because he rides a motorbike. Chris isn't like other guys. He can always make you smile and is the best person to talk to about literally anything. You'll love every moment with Chris and he's all you can think about when he's not there. Anyone who knows him is lucky to have him in their life. No amount of time you spend with him will ever feel like enough. You can't help but love Chris.
by absta269 December 16, 2023
Get the Chrismug. 
Chris Langschultz loves fast rides that go in circles, falling down stairs with dogs, and smashing glasses on his head.
by Fo S. May 14, 2022
Get the Chris Langschultzmug. One that doesn't make sense.
Nothing about him/she/it makes sense because everything makes sense.
i.e. identity, part of he/she/it's body, etc.
Many refer to this kind as "chrischaeology"
Nothing about him/she/it makes sense because everything makes sense.
i.e. identity, part of he/she/it's body, etc.
Many refer to this kind as "chrischaeology"
by imakealotofsense April 9, 2022
Get the Chris Chaemug. A smart individual who can get a lot of girls if he wanted
His a chill dude with more friends then foe
His best friends name usually starts with a C to I don't know why it's just common
People ask him for advice for girls and nobody else
His a chill dude with more friends then foe
His best friends name usually starts with a C to I don't know why it's just common
People ask him for advice for girls and nobody else
by Thatkyd you can't handle October 24, 2017
Get the Chrismug.