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I am Kratos!

Something said by fan-boy wannabes who want to up their manly points by insinuating they are anything like a super human god machine. Often said to silence and redirect an arguement that is not going according to plan.

You can count on these individuals to randomly strike poses while flexing, trying to intimidate you with unmasculine voices, and in some cases, to grow a goatee.
"What you said didn't even make sense!"

"Shut up! I AM KRATOS!!!"
by TheOneAndOnlyAVENGER April 30, 2010
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I am not a witch

Christine O'Donnell's claim to the general public.
I am not a witch. I'm nothing you've heard. I'm you.
by Dude Regular November 3, 2010
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I can’t sweem

I Can’t Sweem is a term often used when Denki can’t swim. You can never go wrong when you can’t Sweem
*at the beach*
Alien Queen: Happy Birthday Denki!

Denki looking at the water with floatys on his arms crying out: I can’t sweem
by Bakguo is my father April 16, 2019
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I know, eh?

The Canadian way of saying I know, right?; a way of agreeing with a previous statement.
"I hate the portrayal of Canadians on American television."

"I know, eh?"
by kittenn1011 June 11, 2011
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I IV V

The most common and popular chord progression in modern music. Including (but not limited to):

G --> C --> D
E --> A --> B
C --> F --> G

(These are all the same I IV V progression, just in different keys.)

The progression itself is: root note-->Fourth of root note-->Fifth of root note. Hence, I IV V (1, 4, 5). It works particularly well because Fourths are great for transitions and Fifths are just helpful in general. It can be applied to nearly anything, but is most commonly seen in folk music.
Songs utilizing the I IV V progression include:

- Pretty much everything by Johnny Cash (A Boy Named Sue, Folsom Prison Blues, I've Been Everywhere)
- 500 Miles by The Proclaimers
- Blitzkrieg Bop by The Ramones
- Cowboy Buttsex from Family Guy
- The Lumberjack Song by Monty Python
- Hotel Yorba by The White Stripes
by Username is Taken April 27, 2010
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I pod douche

An I pod douche is a person who likes to use and play other peoples' i pods or i phones just to beat their high scores on their games. An i pod douche usually informs the i pod owner and surrounding people (usually friends or family) of his achievement of beating the high score.
Bryce: "Hey I beat your high score!"
Eric: "Stop being such an i pod douche"
by 12345Big12345Brown12345 February 21, 2010
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i came up on

stealing or jacking. an euphemism for those words.
i came up on a new iphone 3gs, wan me to hook u up?

that foo came up on a new blackberry that looks exactly like the one u lost bro!
by cotosakra November 7, 2009
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