Tom

A corn farmer. Also a church boy, never does homework. Eats a large breakfast but small lunch.

Hi Tom

Bye Tom

Tom, how was your day.

How’s the corn Tom.

by Happinesshither May 7, 2019

Tom Armstrong

A child molester

Tom Armstrong rapes kids

by leyton December 1, 2021

Throwing a Tom

While playing cornhole when someone throws a bag short of the board.

I hate throwing a Tom. Theses boards must be too far apart.

by Bags master July 3, 2024

Pulling a Tom Brady

Cheating and Lying about not cheating and getting away with it.

Brody is great at pulling a Tom Brady

by She did djdndjdbdejdb den October 9, 2020

sophia and tom

Sophia and Tom are the cutest couple ever. Whenever you're around them, you fill with joy because you aspire to be like them. Smiles bouncing of each other when making eye contact. The way Tom looks a her makes other girls jealous and the way Sophia believes in him, makes anything feel possible. If you know a Sophia and Tom that aren't dating, please PLEASE get them together. Thank you.

*Sophia and Tom just existing*
Girl: why cant you be like that?
Boy: Damn you Tom

by ur_sus January 21, 2021

Tom

spiky haired kid, who likes volleyball

hey look, there is tom

by edfhkdsfi November 16, 2021

Tom

Tom is the sexiest man alive. His penis is extraordinarily large and every time a girl sees him they get a moist feeling in between their legs.

Peppa pig: "is that tom?!"
Mummy pig: "yes it is."
Peppa pig: "it must be because my vagina is moist and I have a woman bona"

by Tom is fit July 27, 2018