Don´t Publish

The fate of lame definitions sent to Urban Dictionary that start with:
- An incredibly attractive man who will...
- An act in which you pull your... into a girl´s... so she starts...
- X is an awesome girl. She is crazy! She is your best friend. X's are usually blonde with blue eyes.
- The coolest guy in the world!
- The act of desecration and contempt for the woman involved and, by extension, all women in which the man inserts his... into the woman´s... then producing a... that causes the girl to...
- An amazing person. Possessing super-human intelligence, dazzling looks, being extremely good at...
- An awesome human being who is so cool, you'll just have to...
- A machine, great in bed and extremely sexual, really smart, and adorably hilarious. You're lucky to have them in your life...
- She will only giggle, blush and shake her head-but not in a conventional way..
Well... you get the idea. Mostly, anything that does not follow Urban Dictionary´s Guidelines, but sometimes get approved by intellectually challenged teens who become UD editors in order to get approved theirs mates names, insults, or preteen retarded sexual fantasies.
A: "Oh My Gawd I can´t way to see Rita´s name published by Urban Dic!"
B: "What did you send?"
A: "Well... you know... RITA: the most epic, awesomest, girl in the whole planet. A Rita is...."
B: "Ok... I get the idea but, how do you think they will publish such a stupid definition instead of a well-deserved Don´t Publish?"
A: "I have a friend who is an Urban Dic editor and he promised."
B: "Holy crap!"
by rperazag July 26, 2010
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T M S

Typical Man Syndrome. The equivelant PMS for men, where often at certain times of the month they get selfish, rude, and dont want to be nice to their female partner unless it invloves food, sex, football, or tinkering with the car.
Oh he's got the T M S again.

Shutit and take some T M S pills.

Dont wanna be taking him round the clothes shops today..he's got a bad case of T M S
by mr mangobongoladydude January 28, 2008
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T-Rex arms

When you're going down on a girl and she orgasms so hard that her arms go numb and she holds them like a T-rex.
Female- "OMG ! You are the Clit Commander! You gave me face so good I got T-rex arms!"
Male- "Yeah, that's a thing I do. I've been working out at the Y a lot lately!"
by WorkingattheY February 19, 2018
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T-Rex arms

The condition in which a person contorts their arms into a position resembling those of T-Rex arms. Most commonly seen in heavily intoxicated individuals.
Pat was so hammered last night that he busted out the T-Rex arms.
by Dan Rosato March 17, 2008
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Craig T Nelson

World re known actor of such movies as: Poltergeist, The Family Stone, Blades of Glory and many more. Best known for his many years as Coach Hayden Fox on the popular 90's sitcom "Coach". In my humble opinion Craig T Nelson could give Chuck Norris the beating of a lifetime.
Top 12 Reasons Why Craig T. Nelson is Better Than Chuck Norris:

Craig T doesn’t fail he just evolves into a better form of perfection

Craig T can make the kessel run in under 3 parsecks.

Craig T is so powerful that he convinced that Borg that resistance is indeed futile.

Craig T transcends all space and time and can scientifically be in more than one place at one time.

In the past Craig T Nelson once collided with a huge planet sized celestial body - We now call it the asteroid belt.

Craig T gives bacon heart attacks

Craig T is such an awesome coach that he took the Minnesota Screaming Eagles to 12 College Championships and the team doesn’t even exist.

Have you ever seen anyone do a Craig T impression? No One Dares!!

Craig T was once asked to act his way out of a paper bag ~ The bag was never seen again

Craig T jerked off once and there was a kid there in the morning.

One day Craig T went camping and had to shit. 3 days later there stood Chuck Norris.

Craig T saved GEICO 50% off THEIR car insurance.
by Christopher Deadman October 26, 2007
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t-rex syndrome

Happens when a person running (note: not a runner) runs with their arms tucked into their armpits and forgets to swing them in stride. Their arms look tiny and they look like a big goofy T-Rex.
Wow, that poor guy clomped by with t-rex syndrome. I could hear him from the other side of the street.
by metalpizza July 11, 2006
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t-boy bath

When you take a bath and your washrag has a long brown streak on it.
Matt took a T-Boy bath and had to throw away his washrag.
by Dookiebone March 02, 2018
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