pig in the garden

To immerse oneself in self satisfaction without another human being

This morning, I was like a pig in the garden, and made myself come six times with my own hand.

by November 14, 2020

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boned the pig

A metaphor for a TV show that starts out mediocre or even poor before becoming a strong show in later episodes and/or seasons.

The term originates with the show "Black Mirror."

"Community" is my favorite TV show, but it boned the pig and so never developed the following it deserved.

You'll love "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," but be warned that it boned the pig for the better part of a season before finding its stride.

by RiddleRider January 25, 2020

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full porky pig

Absolutely no clothes on

The kids were running around in full porky pig mode.

by mooseandpebs August 25, 2017

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Pig foreplay

Sticking a pigs moms bacon inside the Childs ass

I heard farmer brown gave charlottes little pig buddy a pig foreplay sesch
Tots!

by Jayz angus June 23, 2011

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Fat White Pig

A thick white girl that is owned by a man of color and used sexually for her curvy body and obedience. Men with large penises are usually the best partner to fat white pigs because men with small penises do not perform well and/or reach far enough to please with all the extra meat on the woman.

My fat white pig knows her place and obeys like a complete mindless whore for me. She worships this big dick.

by D.Lang December 26, 2024

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