David Hasselhoff

The fastest means of transportation in the seven seas. Can deliver you from shell city to bikini bottom in a matter of minutes.

"Oh no... how are we ever gonna get back to Bikini Bottom now?"
"I can take you there."
"Who are you?!"
"I'm David Hasselhoff."

by wyllielee August 13, 2021

Anna and David

Two people who need to hurry up and get tf together

Person 1: Who's Anna and David
Person 2: Two people who are too scared to ask each other out but they're basically dating.

by TheSmartestOneHere August 20, 2021

David Syndrome

When u read something completely normal as something else that is completely fucked up

Why did I read math as meth?
You got David Syndrome bro

by NotSusIndividual September 1, 2021

David

Smart

David is smart

by Fashiongirlie June 6, 2021

David

David is an annoying person who is a massive jerk sometimes, yet somehow has friends. They may even be lucky enough to have a significant other.

"Did you hear? David recently bought a new car."
"How do I feel happy for him yet also annoyed?"

by Threecheers June 6, 2021

David

the man in your life who wears the invisible wings

He's a David -type. Angelic.

by magic Mama June 6, 2021

David

Is still love his ex but he has a lot friends that can comfort him

David is weak

by Nonomos June 7, 2021