You're Dad is gay, and you never knew

In the context that the person didn't know.
Your dad is gay, and you never knew.

Person 1: You're Dad is gay, and you never knew.
Person 2: "Huh? How can this be!?"

by Buttergoblin2003 May 7, 2025

Dad

Literally The King Of Buying Milk.

Dad:*Goes Out To Buy Milk*
Me: Dad? Where Are You Going?
Dad: Going to buy some milk
Me: Ok
*15 years later*
Dad: Im back. I have 1,847,173,473,208 boxes of milk.
Me: nani

by ur mom 😎 December 21, 2021

Forehead dad

A forehead dad is when a guy cums on your forehead with his kids and becomes a forehead dad.

Girl I want to become a forehead dad.

by DarkRose98 February 10, 2023

Dad

Emotional Distance

Dad went to the store,, never saw him again

by Karkalicious Def. July 14, 2019

dad

gone

dad is dead

by suck me ass cunt April 15, 2019

Dad

The man who copulated with your mother to produce you.

Good morning Dad

by CBunde09 May 30, 2024

Aisy’s Dad

A slang for the word “Dead”

Omg I’m Aisy’s Dad as a chile

by nicyxo September 4, 2025