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Jake

A sensitive and sweet person that will never hurt you.A person that deserves the whole world<3
:Who deserves the world?
:jake:)
by Iceskat3_ November 20, 2021
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Jake Cuthbert

A man with a batty wider then the Mediterranean
Oh my god, I can see Jake Cuthbert's batty from Mongolia!
by BigBattyBoyLover February 15, 2023
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Jake

Jake is that one guy who will have one singular friend and become the best friend ever known to mankind to that one friend and become a painfully average guy to everyone else.
Jake Being Painfully Average: “Hey.”

Random Guy: “Hey.”
by Not Id10t November 23, 2022
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Jake

is the best boy you can meet. He's very talented. First of all, he's artistic and musical. He's a pain killer in piano or keyboard. In a short period of time you'll be friends with Jake, and if girl, fall in love with him. He's cool, muscular, has six-pack and looks cute. He likes perfection!! Jake will help you in all your problem and he'll try to solve his too!
Girls: Hey Jake, wanna come with us to the beach.
Jake: No problem, sweetie pies.
Boy 1: I wish I was a Jake!
by Cookie.moster123 March 24, 2021
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neil and jake

A duo that never quits and is never angry at each other. Great at everything they do like basketball, hockey, and lacrosse.
by Blobythechicken88 January 8, 2018
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Jake Justino

A tall, muscular, hunk who will take your girl without even looking at her. He stores shit up his ass like undo dice, and anal beads. An absolute chad with a monster schlong about 5.3 inches, and a weight of 12 pounds.
Guy#1: Yo did you hear about JAKE JuSTinO!?!
Guy#2: YEAH MAN HE SLAPPED ME WITH HIS SCHLONG
by mattcris4n May 23, 2020
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Jake

Jake is an interesting person who has a large ego especially when kids tell him he’s great. He likes to be the best at everything and if you fall he’ll fall over laughing at you. He can be annoying but also the nicest guy to be around. He snaps back in under a minute so if you need a friend snap him. He tends to get close to you and then pull away when he feels any emotion. He skis a little funny and is kinda like a grandpa

Jake sucks balls
by Whiteshoe April 5, 2024
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