Post Dump Clarity

The feeling of tranquility and rationality following the expulsion of excrement, especially following dumps of epic proportions.

Jared designed a new jetliner to outcompete Boeing in his post dump clarity after blowing up an airport bathroom with his feces

by PoopClubLeader November 27, 2024

Post-show grievance

A feeling of emptiness or void after watching a show or movie that would have typically occupied your time and knowing that it ended and knowing all the characters will never be seen again.

Man im going through Post-show grievance after I finished watching The Office

by pplayersrock November 26, 2020

Post-Masturbation paralysis

The moment that last 10-15 seconds after masturbation when you are immobile because you are questioning the existence of everything or you just beat your meat to hard

Bro last night I beat my meat and I couldn't move afterwards

That's just the Post-Masturbation paralysis, it's normal

by Assaddition November 17, 2019

Hitching Post

When a gay gentlemen goes to the bar or club looking to tie down some dick for the night

(at the bar)
Ron: Where did Drake go?
Nathan: He's Hitching Post with that officer or there

by TheyCallMeElmo May 15, 2021

post-optimist

(n.) one who complains about things while they are occurring, but who retroactively says that everything was/is good in hindsight

Trevor, the quintessential post-optimist, couldn't refrain from telling his mother how nice Thanksgiving had been -- all this in lieu of his chronic diarrhea.

by James Hoffa Lincoln November 30, 2013

post gym

1.) place to exercise on a military base
2.) place to loiter after working out

1.) "I'm heading over to the post gym at lunch"
2.) "Do they have the same things at Post gym that they have at the Après ski?"

by dcskeeler November 4, 2007

post factum

after the fact; ex post facto

She will announce her decision and then give us a post factum statement of the reasons for it

by pkuczynski March 9, 2021