Blanket Ninja

(Verb) Quiet Sex when in a shared living space such as a dorm, barracks, apartment or flat

My parents had gone to sleep at around 8 so I invited my girl over so we could blanket ninja

by aerospace user April 4, 2020

Ninja Bomb

The descrete and tactical act of taking a large poop in the upper tank of the toilet in someones house you really fuckin hate. No matter how much you flush or spray deodorizor..that stank aint going away.

This party sucks, im gonna ninja bomb it and head on out. See ya.

by Gdaiv747 September 15, 2019

ninja typer

One who can type faster then they can talk at work.. and avoid getting caught.

Man... I can't keep up with this broad I met online, she must be a ninja typer!

by tim arm July 16, 2007

Ninja

The alternative way a white man can say the n-word without getting in trouble

White man: "hey ninjas how u doing"
Black men: " ....."

by Swol-ski-6my9 May 28, 2024

ninja-text

A text message that reaches your phone without making a noise, vibrating, or indicating in any way that you have received said text. The ninja-textee is shocked to find, minutes later, that there is a text in their inbox.

Guy: "Hello? You there? I've texted you like three times!"

Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"

Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"

by TextMessageNinja November 27, 2011

Wax ninja

One highly skilled in the art of making skin silky smooth.

I went to get a brazilian from the wax ninja today

by Wax Ninja June 19, 2014

Ninja

When the n word is coming up in a song but the white friend has black friends around

im back on my drip, fuck that ninja, im back on my drip

by shitasspoopoo January 17, 2021