ur non existent dad

oh my god its your dad oh wait he doesnt exist. (tur: matt doesnt have a dad) Mat: oh wow we have something in common!!11!
ur non existent dad doesnt exist 😱😱😱😱
by MatMannn_ December 07, 2022
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mississippi dad

The Dad to the girl of you dream. You don’t want to get on the wrong side of him cause he is a mean southern Dad with his shoutgun.
Tommy-Are you Kiersten’s Dad. Mississippi Dad-while yes and you better not hurt my daughter or I’ll hurt you.
by Fortnitegod12345 January 28, 2018
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Dad holster

Leather holster made for a phone commonly worn by dads. It could also be a plastic holster built specifically for a phone case.
“Hey look over there”
“That guy is wearing a phone holster
Oh you mean a dad holster”
“Yeah exactly”
by Grizzlyslayer27 April 29, 2022
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Hoosier's dad

The inevitable. The anthropomorphic embodyment of really bad furry dad jokes.
Hoosier's dad should never have happened
by Hoosier's dad December 29, 2016
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