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Mouth wizard

When a nerd—not gender specific—goes down on you and it’s awesome after playing dungeons and dragons.

When a person is very good at using his or her mouth while speaking a wizard language

A person who can handle wizard sleeves like a champ
All the ladies call me a recreational mouth wizard

She called me a mouth wizard for handling her wizard sleeves
by UDcuzn May 12, 2018
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Turd-Mouth

A guy who thinks that taking selfies of himself sucking on a big round brown thing will impress his friends.
Hey, doesn't that turd-mouth look like he's sucking a BBC?
by Wordsmithstonian April 14, 2021
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Mouth breather

A person who's so unbelievably dumb, they couldn't even be bothered to breathe through their nose. To put it simply, mouth breather is another word for an idiot.
"That guy, *name here* is nothing but an inconsiderate, close-minded mouth breather!"
by Suburbanz71 February 17, 2021
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pizza mouth

Unquenchable thirst caused by eating large amounts of carbohydrates (usually pizza or pasta) further complicated by the inability to consume enough water to quench one's thirst due to already being full of said food.
I have such a bad case of pizza mouth; my stomach can't hold enough water to quench my thirst after eating an entire pizza.
by Infinitecypher July 8, 2018
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Watch your mouth

No. Hey, your daughters are going to be 18 soon and I'm 3 months away from being the most attractive and eligible person on the planet at all times. So, you know, I think I'm going to fuck em. You being obstinate and I didn't want to do it before but now I think I want to do it.
Hym "Yeah, no, I'm not going to watch my mouth. You didn't watch your mouth. You ran your bitch mouth and accomplished nothing and I ran my bitch mouth and created A.I. Like, there's level to this dawg. I'm the greatest. You are not. I'm up here 👆 You're down there 👇
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
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Ocean mouth

When you are hitting the bong and your mouth collects a lot of saliva so you have to spit.
Oh no dom I have ocean mouth again”
“Ew guys don’t look I have ocean mouth”
by Blackest bitch out there jlib November 18, 2019
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Zippy's Mouth

A vaginal opening that, on first look, seems slim and tidy - a second glance, however, reveals that it needs additional fastenings for it to remain closed.
Well I got my first glance at Sandra's nunny last night. I wish I'd kept it as a first glance, as the more i looked the more I realised it was a Zippy's Mouth. I could've done with a second pair of hands to close it back up.
by Krush15 January 31, 2022
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