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michael torres

a shit head who will ruin your life while simultaneously making it amazing. he’s stupid and gay as shit but also lit (lol, see that rhyme??), but also really funny and weird and will brighten your day instantly. he’s loving and caring yet destructive af.
michael torres, if you don’t sit tf down and shut tf up im gonna tape you to the ceiling and swing at you with a bat. the living kind.
by izzyc_2001 February 14, 2018
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The Chad Michael Murray Effect

The unhealed trauma within millennial women that makes them choose a white boy even when there are significantly better options.

This is because these women have grown up with stars like Chad Michael Murray, Brody Jenner, Zac Efron, etc., leading women to constantly feel the need to prove to themselves that they can pull the token white boy.

Gen Z girls, please see The Magcon Effect for further context on this phenomenon.
“Damn, Zac Efron is not even cute now, but I would still pick him because of the Chad Michael Murray Effect.”
by beansella57 August 11, 2024
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kaleb michael roth

He's such a kaleb Michael Roth
by Tina junk cock and balls March 13, 2017
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Michael

the coolest and awesomest person in the world
“hey do you know Michael?”

oh yeah! He’s the coolest person ever, right?”
by grimeslice July 6, 2021
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michael vos

"Where Michael Vos is is chocomel!"
by Meesterplusser February 28, 2017
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Michael Chang

A name that evokes passion, charisma, and intelligence. A person who is not only handsome and charming, but also talented and ambitious. A lover who knows how to make you feel special, desired, and satisfied. A rare gem that shines brighter than any star. MASSSSSSSIVE COCK
I saw ‘Michael Chang’ last night and instantly fell in love.
by BobN2 February 3, 2024
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Michael

A boy in high school who has three girls always with him and is living the absolute dream.🤪
Dammmmmm he has 3 girls with him he’s so a Michael
by omg ideklol December 21, 2021
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