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Josh

Josh is a powerful and handsome man. He will do anything to keep you safe and happy. He is very good-looking, sweet, caring, adorable, smart and funny. Once you find a Josh yourself, you will definitely fall in love. He is just too unique and perfect to not marry. If you ever stumble across such a man, you will become a big simp and you will do anything to please him. Furthermore Josh is a cuddle bear and you will have to give him a lot of attention when he opens up to you.

Have fun with your personal Josh, you will love it!
Oh fuck there is my fiancé, Josh!”
“l’m so in love with Josh.”
by his fiancé January 19, 2022
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Josh

Josh has a deformed head and it’s built like a meteor
Hey josh your head is fat
by Why are u doing this November 14, 2021
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Josh Gray

A Josh gray is like a perfect spicy buffalo wing that melts your face off, but you keep eating it because it hurts so good.
He’s like a Josh Gray, you hate to love him.
by Sloan.a.m March 10, 2022
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Josh

a guy with a whopper penis. All the girls want him
"man that guy had a humungous penis"
"probably Josh"
by skkkkkkkkkkrrt September 22, 2019
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josh mebrat

A josh Mebrat is someone who doesn't bark like a dog when he is told to. Some say this has caused him to be a massive pussy;cat.

He is black.
'Oh he's such a josh Mebrat he doesn't even go here'
by Jcjm20 July 28, 2017
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Josh

josh is a person
by GrandmaJoe September 20, 2020
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Erik X Josh

Josh: Hey OCM~ why are you sweating so much? (Josh wiped the sweat off of Erik's face with his index finger) Erik: Me, sweating, hah! I'm not sweating am I? Is it getting a little hot in here? (Erik tugged gently onto his shirt, grinding his teeth, blushing deeply as Josh gently caressed Erik's face with his hand.) Josh: Yeah, you're sweating a lot, how about you take off your shirt?~ (Josh winked at Erik, Erik blushing furiously at his request.) Erik: W-what are you talking about!? (he mumbled, not believing his own ears that he just heard Josh telling him to take his shirt off.) Josh: Stop acting stupid, silly.~ Take your shirt off..~ (Josh got up from his barstool, getting close to Erik, looking him dead in the eyes, holding him by the collar of his shirt as he repeated his sentence, looking at Erik with lustful eyes.) Santiago: Fags. (he muttered, serving the beer that Erik ordered for Josh, placing it down in front of them.) Erik: Hey man, what's your problem!?
Person 1: What is that you are reading on your phone?
Person 2: I'm just reading an Erik x Josh fanfiction.
Person 1: Eww, wtf!
by Real239! September 26, 2022
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