May Hand job

For one day every year falling on the 17th of May a man is entitled to a complimentary Hand job from his respective parter. This is an ancient tradition which must be upheld in order to restore peace and good fortune for the following year.

Good morning my dear. Just to remind you it's the 17th of May and we must complete the harvest of the may Hand job ritual in order to attain good luck and fortune.

by Corpserooter June 6, 2018

quadruple hand stroke

When four people, men, women, or both, jerk a man off all at the same time

A quadruple hand stroke is related to a Circle jerk, but not exactly the same

by hitler's bestie May 21, 2017

hunky hand grenades

Stuffed cabbages. Cabbage rolls filled with ground pork, rice and spices.

Grandma is cooking up a big old pot of hunky hand grenades.

by Kunthuffer October 28, 2017

raise my hand

1. When you think you know what should be done/take the lead in a situation or when you think that you can make the right decision.
2. When you want to vote on something.

Examples for "raise my hand"
1. -Who wants to go inside first?

-I'm raising my hand!
2. -Who did you vote for, Mark?

-I raised my hand for Trump.

by Cyrus Dark November 6, 2017

Harambe Hand job

When you sprinkle pepper on your partner's face while having vaginally sex and having them sneeze making there vagina clench tight on your dick like a gorilla's fist.

Guy 1: You dude anal is great, but is there a tighter feeling?

Guy 2: Harambe Hand job by far.

by Chaaldnox March 4, 2018

run deez hands

Fight someone

Run deez hands after school

by Antboy21 August 28, 2016

brown hand grenade

A festering turd that smells so offensive that it could kill a room full of homeless people.

Jesus fuck, that guy dropped a brown hand grenade so bad it melted the paint off the walls.

by Tyre Iron Phil June 3, 2016