faceboo-profi-twinzies

two individuals who both are in each others facebook profile pictures announcing a true bad-assery of friendship.

omg... did you see Brad and Autumn's facebook profiles??? they're soooo faceboo-profi-twinzies... I'm jealous!

by ooohhhhyea! June 7, 2010

The ones who crashed facebook

Chelsea and Tom were spamming ange's picture with meanlingless chat on 1/15/2009 when the picture reached about 150 comments facebook went poof. And for about 3 hours pictures were invisible, pages were distorted, and a legend was born.... The Ones Who Crashed Facebook.

I was just about to write on my girlfriends wall when i got kicked off! GOD DAMN ID LOVE TO FIND THE ONES WHO CRASHED FACEBOOK IN PERSON AND KILL THEM

by stylezzZ` January 15, 2009

Facebook Angles

A habitual "cropping" of the proportions of an ugly person to make them seem appealing as a default picture.

I came across this chick I thought was hot, then I viewed her Profile picture and it was full of facebook angles. Needless to say I deleted our connection after.

by Mafia Muff September 3, 2009

pirate facebook

A translation of the regular facebook that makes all the text pirate-like

"Man check out this piece of shit pirate facebook!"

"Yeah honkey this is hard to understand"

by zerotohero March 14, 2009

Facebook asshole

Someone who is always mean or rude on facebook, regardless of how they are in real life.

Kevin, for how nice of a person you are, you are a facebook asshole real talk

by Jameyf'nBaby November 8, 2010

Facebook vagina

Someone who bitches and whines about other people's Facebook statuses.
Someone who believes that all Facebook status updates should follow a certain protocol or etiquette that favor his or her preferences.

Oscar won't stop crying on Facebook about how my status update revealed the chef who got eliminated on the recent episode of Top Chef, thus verifying that he is a Facebook vagina.

by Angryasian February 5, 2009

facebook detox

Loser

i.e. Someone who pretends that they have better things to do than be on facebook.

Please see Betty Cox.

Katherine could never undergo facebook detox, even though she actaully is a loser.

by Bisky Burns March 25, 2007