.....If sHe Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....

.....If sHe Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....

.....If sHe Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025

Canned Ham

A person who you gave a ride to a place and need to get them back home.

I’m ready to leave the party but my canned ham wants to stay. Or I would let him fin for himself but he’s my canned ham.

by Chris Dewayne May 19, 2022

Can I smack your dick

what you say to your friends when you want to hit their Njoy

yo, Jay can I smack your dick bro?

by Just a random chick October 9, 2019

Mert Can

The most trustworthy, handsome, loving and unique man you’ll ever meet. Mert Can is everything men want to be and everything women want to be with. Mert Can is wise beyond his years, forgiving, young at heart, and hilarious. He’s kind to everyone and extremely humble for how smart and successful he is at everything he does. Mert Can is the whole package.

Hi, Mert Can! What an honor to meet you!

by R192021 November 23, 2021

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen

That.

#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."

#2: "...What?"

by anonymous July 28, 2023

Can of mixed nuts

Rectum full of ejaculate from multiple partners

She won't shit right for a month after letting the entire party leave her a can of mixed nuts

by Kalnadia August 11, 2015