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Canned Pilgrims

A delicious Thanksgiving dessert, which originated in Florida as a substitute for cannibalism. Though it is advertised as being made from authentic Mayflower pilgrims, it is actually just canned chowder with a fake label.
My family is making turducken, cranberries, and Canned Pilgrims for our Thanksgiving feast.
by DISCOTRON August 31, 2016
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Can you play?

A question to ask a friend if they are alright and can continue to hangout after they got hurt.
My friend ran into the door and hit his arm the other day so I asked him “can you play?” to make sure he was still cool to go out.
by AddieRose January 7, 2021
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double can heater

A woman that has had to many men and children.

A woman who has had slept with many black men, more than any porn star actress.

A prank usually given to any woman that has had to much to drink in one night and passes out.

The passed out victim, usually is given 2 - 12 ounce cans, one vaginally and in the anus. Then followed by a layer of tape, like a thong and then again like her underwear in, to hold everything until, the victim wakes up. When the victim walks around, causing them to walk funny. the victim must find a way to remove the tape, then the cans, either in a hospital, or at home.
Dude1: That chick has had two cases of beer, and is about ready to pass out.
Dude2: lets get her a double can heater.
by truckem September 18, 2012
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i gonna just can

English expression used by people who have spanish as their mothertongue.
A person referring to being limited in a moment, unable to perform their best.
Micha: Alright, just get back to me as soon as you have informations
Val: i gonna have to go into street soon so i gonna just can answer ya via mail
by suiimvu September 29, 2020
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can is can

do u wanna hang out”
“can is can”
by ;-; >>>>>> September 6, 2021
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canning

when you shove multiple soup cans up someone’s ass until they explode causing extreme pain and soup gushing out the tip of your ass hole
me and brandy decided to endure in some canning
by poopy due June 16, 2023
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“how off can a lime really be” a phrase commonly used in the United Kingdom that is used to explain that a bad situation cannot really be that’s bad
"let’s make some cocktails? the limes are old, but how off can a lime really be?"
"Is it safe to drink this pimms? It’s over a year old… fuck it how off can a lime really be"
"I want to buy this, but a buttons missing… but how off can a lime really be?"
by TC&YAS May 10, 2022
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