*Two men walk into a restaurant*
Man 1: Hey dude, this is awkward, but you've got a boner!
Man 2: OH SHIT. *sits down at table and hides it*
-later in the evening-
Man 1: Bro, your boner is gone.
Man 2: OH MY, where did my boner go!?
Man 1: Looks like you've had a case of Swavay and De Boner
Man 1: Hey dude, this is awkward, but you've got a boner!
Man 2: OH SHIT. *sits down at table and hides it*
-later in the evening-
Man 1: Bro, your boner is gone.
Man 2: OH MY, where did my boner go!?
Man 1: Looks like you've had a case of Swavay and De Boner
by ratlovers May 15, 2011
Get the Swavay and De Bonermug. When you are in a classic "too many dicks" scenario, and it reaches critical mass. At this point, every male within 3 square miles will have an erection with which he must ejaculate on the nearest body from which emanates warmth.
I am never going back to Faber's again, there's too much potential for an uncontrollable boner party.
by Tobais Funke March 30, 2009
Get the Uncontrollable Boner Partymug. when you are wearing a zip-up jacket of any brand
and when zipped up it looks as if the zip line has multiple boners because of the numerous humps.
could also look like vaginas in extreme cases
and when zipped up it looks as if the zip line has multiple boners because of the numerous humps.
could also look like vaginas in extreme cases
by TheJacketKing February 18, 2011
Get the jacket bonersmug. by asdf+9874253 November 30, 2010
Get the beast-pro-bonermug. i saew king kongs boner
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