Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Orbital Bone

When the male mounts the female during intercourse and, after insertion, revolves around his own axis. A male in orbit is not beyond the reach of Earth's gravity. In fact, gravity is what holds him in orbit.

The force of gravity in keeping the male in circular motion is an example of centripetal force. Since it acts always perpendicular to the motion, gravity does not do work on the Orbiting Bone if it is in a circular pleasurable orbit.

''Hey Alain, I swung by your mom's house and gave that biotch some cray-cray Orbital Bone with a side of pimp juice!''

by Kedifications March 1, 2023

Dinosaur bone

Having sexual relations with someone from your past

Well we went out to dinner, then we dinosaur boned.

by JoeJoeDPlate June 2, 2018

beef-boning

Having sex with someone with whom you are quarrelling - i.e., boning while beefing.

Q: Hey, do you and your lady want to smoke some acid and go to the nickel arcade?
A: Nah, we’ve been beefing.
Q: So you’re not going out?
A: Nah, mostly we’re just arguing and beef-boning.

by CookingMobster70 May 16, 2020

Bone Orchard

The act of taking someone to the bone orchard. A euphemism for wanting to have sex with someone.

"Dude, I took her to the bone orchard yesterday"
As referenced on The Big O and Dukes Show. Now playing as a Podcast on at iTunes under the same name. Or at bigoanddukes.com check it out.

by umhumgum August 29, 2016

stoney bones

A mythical sex god. Some call him A Her. In the valleys of Tuscany they call him Stoney Bones Herino. At times he can become frightening but with time and patience he warms your soul with love and passion. Real stand up guy.

I was walking through the forest when a Stoney Bones flew in on a dragon to rescue my soul.

by breakfastattiffanys March 8, 2014

Shongy bones

The bra that a mermaid wears.

The mermaid looks beautiful in her shongy bones.

by Rose nyland January 30, 2021