I can life I swear

When you fall off your bike trying to do a jump. Completely break the bike to the point where the wheel falls off. And you lie to your parents about how it broke.

What did you do this weekend?
I can life I swear

by Big Yeet.com December 1, 2019

Can sculper

Someone who sculps cans. Of low standing and decent.

You dirty can sculper.

by Ryoga March 3, 2018

Can

the restroom.

When she enters, she needs to use the can.

by Arminkshipper July 13, 2024

Wog Can Opener

A big hairy greek man with an unusually thick layer of hair surrounding his legs, this is Wog Can Opener's ozone layer. When Wog Can Opener is frightened or salty, large quantities of milk gush from his anus to ward of any toxicity or absorb his victims. One of Wog Can Opener's most prolific traits is the ability to open any metal object with his spiky Wog teeth. Wog Can Opener also hates Jews and intends to eliminate all Asians and Jews from existence, be warned, his bite is lethal and his milk is sour. Wog Can Opener is also a gay AWOLNATION fanboy, if you ever see a Wog Can Opener in real life, make sure you shove your finger up his ass hole or else your teeth with be consumed.

Yo, diggity dawg, I wish I was a Wog Can Opener.
Oh dude same, careful though, with great Wog comes great responsibility.

by BigBoyJesseTheBrick April 14, 2018

If I can

The only thing you can do here is get someone else's kill murdered with you obstinacy.

Hym "Jordan I am going to make your daughters life a living hell. I swear to whatever concept of God you have in that defunct gomer brain of your I will make them choose between you daughter and the kid. If I can get within arms reach of a kids whatever you are trying to get me to do will fail. As long as killing the kids equates to sucess and IT WILL ALWAYS EQUATE TO SUCESS BECAUSE YOU WILL ALWAYS BE WHAT YOU'RE DOING!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024

Can

To smoke Marijuana.

1. Hey Meyer, do you want to can?
2.Can we Can?
3.Look at mikey, hes Canning.
4.Meyer Stop Canning
5.Gershon wanted to Can, but had no idea how to.

by Shapieeeeeges July 12, 2011

Can

It means life, soul, heart. Can is a very common name especially in Turkey, Azerbaijan and other Middle East countries. It's pronounced like John or Jun. People who use 'Can' they are definitely sexy, good-looking and funny.

A: Woah- who is this good-looking?

B: Can. The sexiest boy in the school.
A: Clearly.

by beginnerboi November 21, 2021