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World war three

Me: shes talking to him
Friend: oh no
Me:SHE IS TALKING TO HIM
FRIEND: CALM DOWN
ME: ITS ABOUT TO BE WORLD WAR THREE
by Ash in wonderland March 29, 2015
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Sparky; God Of War

Different religions have different gods. Roman God Of War is Mars. Greek God Of War is Ares. I could go on about different variations of Gods Of War for all religions but that isn't my point. I came here to tell you about Sparky. My religion's God Of War.

Unlike most Gods Of War Sparky cares about humans. He's a protector. Most gods abuse their power and treat humans as pawns. Sparky doesn't. He cares. Sparky is a good god. Sparky only goes to war / fights when its needed. He doesn't use violence as a 1st resort. Sparky uses violence only when he must. Sparky only fights when its for a right cause. Like protecting others. Or punishing bad. Sparky believes in just.

Now to tell you about Sparky's skills / powers. Sparky is trained in every weapon. He's perfected every weapon. Sparky mastered every martial art. Bruce Lee (the greatest martial artist human) was a disciple of Sparky. Bruce Lee's main teacher was Ip Man but Sparky taught Bruce too. Also Sparky taught the police and military so they can protect and serve society. Anything related to martial arts Sparky was involved in. Sparky has the skills of a olympic gold medalist. Also he has infinite power. He has the powers of every other god / goddess. Sparky is a beast.

Luckily for us Sparky is on our side. He'll be there to protect us and save us from danger. He's like Thor. A superhero god. Sparky is a hero. He is the nicest and best God Of War. He is the true God. He sets the tone for all of the others.
Person A "Who's your favorite God?"
Person B "Sparky; God Of War...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Sparky, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Sparky? He's just the best!"
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Jamaican tug-o-war

Two men playing tuggies back and forth until one of them is ejaculates. This one then takes a rolling paper, spoons the semen and some grass into it, and lights up the other man’s children.
Dog I so high yesterday after I lost Jamaican tug-o-war to my buddy Greg
by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022
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War wagon

A phrase used more commonly in the 70s-early 90s referring to a large family vehicle (station wagons, vans, minivans, etc.).

Battle wagon was used interchangeably for this use.
All right everybody, load up the war war wagon. We've got a seven hour trip ahead of us, and it isn't getting any shorter.

I need to go get some tires put on the old war wagon.
by C4rp3N0ct3m May 31, 2022
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Star Wars

The best movie series in the whole entire universe! Made by George Lucas and a ton of other people, it's about people and aliens in space fighting bad people. In space. So yeah!
Person:"I watched Star Wars Episode 5 last night!"
Other Person:" Cool! I did too!"
by shrekisamazingw December 13, 2018
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snowball war

When you want to have a snowball fight but the fight is much more than a fight...its a war. By using "snowball war" you are placing emphasis on the fact that you will destroy the opposing team.
person 1: "the snowball war is starting where is the enemy?"
person 2: "theyre over there hiding in the igyloo!!!"
by snowballwarsnotfights April 20, 2018
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War dog

I went to the bar Friday night and got so drunk I blacked out and woke up with a war dog.
by DaHolmes April 21, 2024
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