CUM U

A variant of Central Michigan University but spelled like it would be Cum University. Due to incest that takes place in Mount Pleasant, the cum at CMU is most likely going into their cousins. Fuck the chips.

Dude, don't go to CUM U. If you cum in a girl there you're cumming where her cousin cummed.

Went to CUM U and saw two cousins fuckin. I thought I was in alabama.

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 November 13, 2021

‘re u

fuck u

“ hey. “
“ ‘re u “

by kmxiiu November 13, 2021

u

1. The 21st letter of the alphabet which is also the last vowel in the alphabet .
2. An abbreviation of “you” commonly used in texting.

“Did u find a funny joke”?

by ImAPinkJaguar3674123 November 17, 2021

goni se u tri picke materine

when someone sends you something unfunny, you use this sentence.

“HAHA LOOK AT THIS FUNNY VIDEO OF MY CAT!”
“goni se u tri picke materine.”

by malzilover November 20, 2021

U Skákavého poníka

U Skákavého Poníka is the best discord server ever. Everyone wants to be in USp because it's so cool that even czech president likes it.

Virgin: Have you heard of U Skákavého poníka?
Another Virgin : Yes! It's so cool right?

by Hroty Algernon November 21, 2021

i hate u

when an egirl with mixed signals expresses her feelings towards someone on the internet

king julian: is that all? don't you have something to say
egirl: other than the fact that i hate u, no, i don't have something to say.

by chloe burbank March 13, 2022

no u

The only two words which can create a disastrous scene, and end anyones whole career.

Sheriff) This shotgun is going to blast through your head.
Hank) no u
Sheriff) *FACE FUCKING OBLITERATES TO PEICES BECAUSE MADNESS COMBAT 3*

by Happy Hank March 16, 2022