National Show Your Titties Day

July 19th is the day you show your titties to someone you're comfortable with.

Person 1: Happy National Show Your Titties Day!
Person 2: Awww thank you
*Shows titties to Person 1*

by shamseddine July 19, 2021

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Raptor titties

A word you would use to trigger a sense of rage from women online usually annoying to the mass and hilarious to a small group of 1 or 2 dumb-asses could imply a flat-chest or bizarre breasts

person 1: "wow that female sure does have raptor titties"

person 2: "NO SHE DOESN'T SHUT UP"

by lixy-boo March 21, 2018

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dipple titties

When you're so happy your titties get dipples

He makes me so happy that I got dipple titties

by Vixen395 February 11, 2016

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Titty-to-pretty ratio

Titty-to-pretty ratio (TPR) is a subjective measure of a female's overall physical attractiveness, weighted positively by the mass of titties. It is determined by the ratio of sweatermeat relative to facial attractiveness. A TPR of 10:10 is a perfect female, whereas a 0:10 is a perfect flat-chested female and a 10:0 is a ridiculously endowed butter face. A TPR threshold is a ratio of personal preference below which titty cannot exceed pretty for the purposes of copulation.

I'm temporarily lowering my Titty-to-pretty ratio threshold to 5-5 because we're in Iceland and here a 10 is a 5.

by negutits June 24, 2014

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Bro Tittie

A Bro Tittie is the femal version of your Bro. Other spellings: Bro Tittie, bro tittie, bro titty. A Bro Tittie follows the same rules as the Bro Code.

Ashley: Hey Bro what's up?
Nick: Not much Bro Tittie, just chillaxin.
Nick: Yo, Bro Tittie thanks for being the best wing man last night.
Ashley: Hey, that's what a Bro Tittie is for.

by Lil-Mac-2 May 08, 2014

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