dad

farts a lot

“dad stop farting”
*farts*

by tinfoilhat777 March 9, 2022

Dad

Don't pay child support

Dad come home with the milk please I use water in my cereal.

by RightTWIX June 22, 2022

Your dad

he gave birth to you 😍😍😍 very cool, and he is very handsome. So he will give birth to another kid.
.

Your Dad: OH MY CHILD IS COMING
Mom: let me open your @ss
Dad: *screams*

Mom: *twerks*

by Himhimherher November 24, 2021

I love hot dads

People say I love hot dads when they are attracted to dads who are hot.

Person one: “look over there there’s a hot guy”
Person two: “but he has a child”
Person one: “I know I love hot dads”

by Bear5599 February 5, 2023

dad

someone that u dont have

Your dAd left you.

by truthsucksdog June 20, 2019

referee dad

A dad who constantly has to stop his kids from wrestling, fighting, argueing, ect. Set the rules, rewards, and punishments.

one kid hits another, now that one wants to get even. so on, and so on. daddy the ref must lay down the law.. the referee dad.

by super dad September 17, 2013

Dad

Someone who leaves to get the milk and never comes back, leaving you dad-less

Dad: I'm going to go get the milk
Me:Okay!

15 years later
Me:I wonder if Dad ever got the milk

by →♪§•{QuirkedUpDemon}•§♪← June 16, 2022