DUI car

The car you drive while you're drunk so you don't trash up your regular ride.

"Man, you've got some nice cars, but what's that piece of shit car over there?"
"Oh, that's my DUI car. I only drive it when I'm drunk."

by mostlydef August 29, 2017

san francisco car wash

When two guys naked are in a bed crocodile deathrolling hitting each other with their penises

Man I am so tired from the San Francisco car wash steve and I did last night.

by Phdcarl August 8, 2017

electric car

something nice to do for the environment, especially if you live in a country where a large percentage of the energy is clean. even though manufacturing it has a big impact on the environment, because of those darn batteries that every electric car company, and not only, is working on improving to the point of exasperation, with your purchase, you would be supporting the research to build better things, faster.

blissfully silent vehicle at city-friendly speeds compared to the other one.

alternate definition: my e-baby

friend: you're getting a car? i hope it's an electric car, you promote them like you work there, don't disappoint.
Doug: placed my order. waiting. (pacing impatiently) delivery estimate sometime next year. this will be a hellish wait. it takes way too long to build my electric baby! we need to move faster. funding always helps. have you considered an electric car? better than that old Covid Audi of yours.

by wokeup2this July 19, 2022

Cars 3

A film were we instead watch lemon car aka cruz ramirez win the Florida 500

Cars 3 is somewhat a great film as we see the importance not just for themselves but to others

by Sebby294 August 28, 2021

Car Unicorn

That one car that you wish you could get back; the one that has given you the most trouble but you love it anyway

My 1999 honda accord 4 door was my car unicorn because even though she gave me rough times she was still the best car i know.

by Honda-Man May 3, 2021

car

Car is a cat that has her own jazzercise studio that also serves as a parfait bar. Car is short for Carolina but if ever called by its full name car will run away in horror.

Car's parfaits are the best parfaits.

by steamyloafmuffin_raisin January 10, 2018

Car Insid-'er Joke

A specific type of joke where you name a part from a very specific model/year of car as part of a sex joke.

'I can't bust a nut without a poster of 2001 Toyata Corolla wrapped around my head'

'Well, I can't orgasm without a windshield wipe of a 1998 Bentley Arnage up my ass.'

'Those are Car Insid-'er Jokes'

by The Final Girl Support Group July 19, 2021