University Of Pennsylvania

University Of Pennsylvania-A prestigious, ivy league school, yet less well known as many other ivy league schools. They are big competitors with Princeton. (Ranked #9 on Niche.com within all U.S. colleges. )

I can't believe Jack got accepted to University Of Pennsylvania but not University of Michigan Ann Arbor.

by Happy facer boi March 14, 2022

Florida State University

University located in Tallahassee, Florida, full of UF rejects that party like no other. They say pretty girls have no intelligence, so they all go to FSU. Everyone hates FSU except for the students and Halloween partygoers from other parts of the state. FSU students tout that they attend the premier school in the state, but nobody there will admit their SAT was under 1300. People go here not because they wanted to, but because it was the only place they could go. Home of the Seminole, its own STD and mascot.

Madi: So where do you go to school?
James: Oh I go to Florida State University. What about you?

Madi: I'm sorry for your loss! I'm doing pre-med at UF.

James: You're fat and ugly and you can fuck off bitch.

by shroncke November 13, 2022

King saud university

Hell just run

King saud university.

You properly searched because you are there, I FEEL YOU 💔

by Wneem November 23, 2021

Marwadi University

A place where learning is not confined to the walls of a classroom. A university that ranks amongst the best in the country.

You study in Marwadi University? Lucky you.

by giblipuff November 23, 2021

Syrian universe

A small Syrian child who is innocent, kind and often the victim of the US military under the joe biden administration.

A syrian child with magical abilities.

A joke from leftist twitter.

Warcrimes have been committed by the United states.

"Can joe please stop bombing syria, think about Syrian universe?"

by Anarchon March 5, 2021

Crawford University

Crawford University can be defined as a school built, furnished and set up for the purpose of frustrating and depressing your life with rules that can make your life a living hell

Wow you look so crawfordy

Look at you all crawfordised

You attend Crawford University?...ohhhh

by Furious bird November 25, 2021

Fairytale University

A university with a low acceptance rate and a “rigorous” academic narrative, yet still hands out A’s to 90% of the students for doing basically no work

Dude I didn’t even study and I still got a 95 on the final… Thats because you go to a fairytale university bro

by quinniem July 12, 2025