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Ninja Webbing

The use of a dark garb and quite feet to jump from place to place on the world wide interconnected web without the notice of other jews / beaners
"ahhh i see u have perfected the fine art of ninja webbing, congradulations"
by Andrew M to the SHAWN June 11, 2008
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Ninja

The 22nd best streamer that streams mostly Fortnite and only Fortnite because his chat will scream and yell like 10-year-olds if he changes the game. He is also known for passing away from Ligma who also includes Supreme Patty. Also, is a big hypocrite when it comes to bullying (omegalul) as there are clips shown of him cussing out people and yelling at them in the game.
Virgin Male: "Have u herd abot ninja?"
Other Male: "DUDE! ISN'T THAT THE DUDE WHO DIED FROM LIGMA?"
Virgin Male: "No, it's leik 1 of teh best stremurs on witch, he playes fornight"
by Nuclearbeat21 July 22, 2018
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ninja

A person, usually part of a group, who kidnaps loved ones and friends unexpectedly and cuts off all communication to that person for extended periods of time, until its demands are met, usually involving pizza or other greasy foods.
The ninjas kidnapped her! We might never see her again, unless we give them each slices of pizza!
by Ninjafied August 27, 2009
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Nintendo Ninjas

Heavily Trained Employees in Black suits following the traditional ninja-yoroi, they will not stop until all ROM's are eliminated. When they complete their mission, they seemingly get back to Nintendo HQ.
Hey Bob! I just downloaded Paper Mario: Sticker Star for absolutely free!

Jeff, you know what happens when you download free ROM's.

What?

Jeff, The Nintendo Ninjas, they won't stop until you're dead, I should leave.

Bob wait!
by Don't click this January 11, 2024
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wedding ninja

An service worker generally at a wedding or event, that will continually monitor all plates out. And if left unattended for 15 seconds said plates will be taken and your food will be lost

Originally coined by ponzi
The wedding ninjas took my plate again. I was gone for 10 seconds
by OG Ponzi March 31, 2021
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Ninja

A real thing that has been so stereotyped by TV that now people think its fake. It is a person who trains in the art of ninjutsu (an art in the bujinkan) otherwise known as budo, the current grand master is Masaaki Hatsumi, who lives in japan.
Person who actually trains in an ancient japanese martial art: "I'm a ninja."
Ignorant person: *Does karate kid pose mockingly*
by ElmoPope May 18, 2022
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ninja monkey

the best thing to ever happen to the jungle since tarzan left
and moved to australia . can only be seen at night feasting
on the flesh of the ninja gremlins that live under the ugdabugda smogady boo tree. they will decapitate with there face if they see you with there night vision nipples.
the queen shits out the babys who then fuck her so they

can live on.
gremlin1: have you seen the ninja monkey
gremlin2:yes

gremlin1: oh shit they stole my lungs
gremlin2:lol no really dont give them shizzle or they will
fight back.
by ninjamonkey101 November 13, 2011
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