The mulkern special 

When you absolutely dummy someone’s cheeks.

After work I gave the vice the mulkern special;)

The mulkern special by Driving instructor June 29, 2020

The mulkern special 

When you absolutely dummy someone’s cheeks

After work I gave Amelia Earhart the mulkern special.

The mulkern special by Driving instructor June 29, 2020

The Andover Special 

When you pee inside a womans vagina, and then she places her big toe in your butt hole and you both masterbate to completion.

Michael wanted to spice things up in the bedroom with The Anover Special...a little Pee in tbe V and a big toe in the butt. - The Andover Special

The Andover Special by Dbusiness October 2, 2020

The Hilmir special 

You take a belt, preferably a brown or black belt. You ask the girl for consent to wrap the belt around her neck. You hold the belt with your non dominant hand while your fingers on your dominant hand penetrate her coochie. All the while you go down on her.

Chad: Dude, she came so fast
Brad: How did you do it?
Chad: I gave her The Hilmir special

The Hilmir special by Ha-Joon Chang October 18, 2020

Nick D Special 

When you slip a Xanax into an unsuspecting girls drink.

Did you give her the Nick D special?

Nick D Special by stickhaus November 25, 2020

Van Notee Special 

When you sling your meat into a lady then drive her to a relatives grave and tell her this is her last stop, that's the best she's ever going to have.

I gave Sheldon the Van Notee Special last night, she hasn't been seen since.

Van Notee Special by Operatorfailure January 18, 2021

Sloppy Munt Special 

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

Sloppy Munt Special by pomegrante_slayer January 22, 2021