Samurai Sam

A retarded user on the website who hates America and hates patriotism and makes fun of country music especially Toby Keith and Lee greenwood who both are men who make songs praising America which is something every American should do

Hey dude did you the that guy Samurai Sam on urban dictionary he’s a total douche bag

by #buttLICKER February 9, 2025

rectangle sam

a badly rolled joint, as opposed to being round, it is rectangular.

"damn! that kid sucks at rolling! i dont want no rectangle sam!"

by D.N.N. November 10, 2007

DX_Sam

A symptom of someone who rages at the non existence of their CD key on Battle.net. Typical behavior of the infected person is Bi-Polar rage, clouded thoughts, and sucking ass to get back on Diablo II. Usually the infected are tormented by and or have come in contact with the Volcom.

A guy on Skype once Dx_Sam'd after he Tempbanned himself.

by AnonTheHellish October 30, 2010

Digi-Sam

One who is predisposed to trying to digitise and monetise a wide range of business ideas, often without success.

He's a Digi-Sam

by Black Bird 4000 January 7, 2011

Tim Sam

A Superior Being Soon To Be Studied By Science, Most Likely Gonna Replace The Word Awesome.

There is only one Tim Sam, so no examples are available.

by <3wife September 25, 2011

Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray

Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.

"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.

by Uncle_Bool October 8, 2013

sticky sam

A mixture of tea-bag and facial. Done when ejaculating on to forehead of unsuspecting female, in a dormant state, then lowering and raising scrotum onto and off of cum, spreading it around, until it is evenly distributed and very sticky.

Becky: I woke up this morning to find that my date from last night was gone and that I had been sticky sam'd. It was gross but my skin is rejuvenated.

by Calebcrotch June 19, 2014