punch a dick in the bitch

when a guy is talking so much shit the only logical response is hitting his wife or girlfriend in the face

"Johnny showed up and started giving me so much shit about my new hair cut i just pulled back and knocked his girl out cold."

"yeah man, sometimes you just gotta punch a dick in the bitch"

by sqw1rl August 26, 2013

alpaca punch

When someone spits in the face of a person before punching them.

Bro, you should have seen the bar fight I just witnessed. He pulled the old alpaca punch and he hit the floor!

by Madew26 October 17, 2022

Dirty trunk punch

You have a big nose and you are in the 69 position, you tongue punching her cooter while nose fucking her butt hole.

Dude did you dirty trunk punch that girl last night?

by Thuggnasty13 October 13, 2016

country punch

The act of giving your sister/cousin a donkey punch.

A fruit punch flavored drink.

Man, Daryl really gave his sister, Miranda, a country punch. She has a concussion.

Tommy loves drinking Country Punch.

by TheScarab December 3, 2016

Wookie Punch

When having sex with an amputee you rip their fake arm off and fist them with it.

Man, Brad was banging this hot chick with one arm and pulled the old wookie punch. She loved really being filled.

by Soiled_potato November 19, 2022

Uncle Punch

A light Jab in a fighting game meant to trip up your opponent or lead to quick and unexpected follow-ups.

"Damn, that Luigi's Uncle Punch into Up-B totally devastated that Fox!"

by Wumperson November 2, 2020

Drunken Donkey Punch

While you are having sex with your significant other and your are not satisfied so you decide to punch her and knock her out so the vaginal muscles tighten.

“I’m bout to drunken donkey punch this lil hoe”

by The king 35463$28 June 4, 2018