When you walk into a grow and smell, just punches you in the nose and gives you a bloody nose
Guy one: hey man smell these dabs Guy two: Damn man that’s got thathydroponic punch
by SpecterPatronum! December 24, 2022
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To jab/stab someone multiple times in their anal cavity with your tongue
Hooker: Baby please don’t go there

Chaz: Why not I just wanna tongue punch ur fart box
by Fuckthatnoise October 5, 2021
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When a dude takes his dick and swirls it around in the punch bowl at a party. Thus creating a dick flavored punch for all party goers to enjoy.
-Bro I totally just ruined the punch, make sure to stay away from it.
-Dude what did you do?
-I used my dick as a stir stick, and made some dick punch.
by Merry_Dickmas December 12, 2022
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duct taping a live piglet to your fist and punching someone in the face.
yo he totally piglet punched that guy lastnight
by zboyflyboy March 13, 2014
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I gave that Sheila a right Joey Punch last night, mate.
by Sarcia26 July 19, 2019
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