Post-call perineum (PCP)

When you've been up all day and night taking care of patients and your taint stanks.

Bri: Yo man, what the fuck's that smell?!
Me: Sorry, bruh. I've been up all night taking care of patients. Got some mad post-call perineum (PCP).

by Rolandoman December 29, 2015

Post-Fartum Depression

When you queef after having a miscarriage and then the afterbirth bubbles and runs down your leg

Ew, my girl just had a queef while passing a miscarriage, call that a Post-fartum Depression

by CumCorpse April 14, 2025

Post Art Clarity

The Sudden realization of what one has created some time or immediately after its completion.

Man 1: Hey check out this thing I made
Man 2: Huh, that's...
Man 1: I know... Sick Right?
Man 3: Dude that's fucking wicked!
Man 1: Thanks man I've been working on this for a while now

Sometime Later...

Man 1: What, the fuck...
Man 2: Hey are you alright?
Man 1: I... I made this...
Man 1: What the fuck why did I make this
Man 2: Are you talking about the thing you made?
Man 1: Yeah man... Jesus Christ...
Man 2: Yep, that's Post Art Clarity alright

by Wilhelmn November 12, 2020

Part-time Post

When people make shit up just to use icons on Facebook, and they do it well.

A post that is somewhat true not telling the whole truth.

I can see and tell this bitch is full of it, "Part-time Post".

With all these Part-time Posts I can't tell whose real and whose fake.

Y'all some Part-time Posting ass bitches!

by Lena Diamond December 19, 2013

post nut

Same as hindsight. Someone says they knew something all along after receiving information but they actually know nothing.

Woman: What's your sign?
Man: I'm a Leo.
Woman: I knew it!
Man: I'm actually a Capricorn.
Woman: That make sense because that is exactly what a Capricorn would do.
Man: You're post nutting I'm actually a Scorpio.

by PapasFritas March 22, 2023

post this on ig reels

This means that what you post was so idiotic that you have to be clowned on instagram reels. On instagram reels people make harder jokes about you and its somewhat amusing.

“Post this on ig reels 😭”

by Jellywasmadeinalab November 20, 2023

Post Load Syndrome

It’s from the time a man shoots his load, until the girl is out the door.

We had sex, I came, then I immediately suffered from post load syndrome.

by Hi Krunch January 21, 2021