The act of punching your sexual partner in the butt-hole unexpectedly. Often performed during doggy-style.
by ShrewdSauce February 12, 2022

Judo chop donkey punch is when you’re fucking someone doggie style then cum you Judi chop them in the neck so they tense their whole body and then donkey punch them in the ass cheek to make them stand up quickly while tense so they don’t leave any cum or shit on your dick
Guy:1 I was fucking this chick last night and gave her a judo chop donkey punch because I didn’t wear a condom
by UtzUtz69 September 5, 2022

To Mom-punch is to nag, micro-manage, and generally tear away the spirit of a holiday or special occasion.
Your friends and class-mates can Mom-Punch your achievements by telling you technical aspects of your accolades that make it less good
Your friends and class-mates can Mom-Punch your achievements by telling you technical aspects of your accolades that make it less good
For example, after opening gifts on Christmas, mom says to kids: “it’s time for breakfast, then have to have a shower and get you clothes on. And oh! You have to get all this mess cleaned up!” “You just Mom-punched Christmas! Can’t we play with our toys?”
Or after you finished beating your very best time in a Cross-Fit workout, your buddy Mom-punches your record by telling you the the pushups were kind of wrong.
Mom-punch
Or after you finished beating your very best time in a Cross-Fit workout, your buddy Mom-punches your record by telling you the the pushups were kind of wrong.
Mom-punch
by Lyrinosis April 22, 2018

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.
"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."
by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023

by Snowxplain June 26, 2024

by Dr. Lawrence Applesauce March 5, 2024

Literally the act of punching someone in the opening of the male penis. Has to be male. Can't be female. It doesn't work that way. This saying is used to express extreme frustration toward one person or an object. For some BDSM people.. this could be a turn on. This is also used with sexual frustration.
by Johnisdead November 28, 2017
