Deiz Nuts

Deiz Nuts. Deez Nuts. ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

“Guess what?”

“what”
“DEIZ NUTS”

by ballsllsslsl October 15, 2022

Num Nut

Idiot

-Did you see Felix run into that door?

-Yeah hes such a num nut

by GoofyEmo December 14, 2021

Nut tipping

Similar to cow tipping, except the nut, attaches handlebars to seat.

Johnny went nut tipping at the Buffalo rally, pushing the motorcyclists, off their hogs, flat onto the ground, that was Johnny's last day of existence.

by Flavel Havel February 10, 2022

tall-nut

A plant in Plants vs. Zombies that can block flying zombies like Balloon Zombie, Pole Vaulter or Jetpack Zombie

One of the Jetpack Zombie's many weaknesses is the Tall-Nut, which can block him whereas Wall-Nut can't

by Jett Speed October 15, 2021

Ready To Nut

when you ready to bust one out

"Yo Jimmy, I think I'm Ready To Nut to a R63 The Waifu on YBA"

by BombuClauduo March 30, 2023

The health nut

When an avid couple of mountain climbers stop for a rest, the female pours granola in her mouth and the male shoves his penis into her mouth. The result is the healthiest nut of his life.

Sammy, 'Oh jeez, I am so tired, lets take a rest.'

Megan, 'Good idea, I will get the granola ready for The health nut.'

Sammy, 'This time can I also eat the dirty parfait?'

by Slamma_Jamma May 1, 2012

nut anxiety

The fear of premature ejaculation.

Sex only lasts 2 minutes due to his severe nut anxiety.

by bAdJuJu18 December 28, 2021