Michael and Mercedes

A boy and his fine girl who happens to be named after a luxurious automobile. He constantly comments on her gorgeous bumper and fabulous headlights, and she comments on his masculine figure and sense of humor. Together they are unbelievably perfect for each other.

Michael and Mercedes were out at a concert when Michael saved his beautiful lady from almost getting hit by some kid in a mosh pit in order to sustain her miraculous paint job.

by mnasty24 June 29, 2013

Pull a Michael

Yelling "WATCH THIS!" and chest bumping a glass window, thus falling through and almost dying

"Hey bro, I think im gonna go Pull a Michael on that window."

by Treyski December 5, 2011

michael boley'd

When an unsuspecting observer gets hit in the face with a football. Isn't limited to just on the football field, can be referenced as a threat, joke, or descriptive. (Refer to Michael Boley #59 on New York Giants).

"The second you aren't looking, I'm gonna Michael Boley you"

"Did you see that camerman? He got Michael Boley'd"

by bannannaphone December 17, 2011

Pull a Michael Knight

Pulling a Michael Knight: Grabbing someone by their shirt collar and prop them up against a wall when you are angry with them. Typically followed by some verbal threat of some type. Often used as a tactic by Michael Knight in the award wining 1980's Knight Rider Television series.

Joe was refusing to give me my CDs back so I had to "Pull a Michael Knight" on him to get them back!

by Zatara74 July 11, 2011

Michael P01

Born in England, this phrase usally refers to a right old cunt.
Can be used two ways.

That Michael P01 is a right cunt.

That John is a right P01.

by WATISTHGIS June 21, 2011

Michael Ferrer

SWAG in human mode.

Grant: I wish i was Michael Ferrer, he's so cool!
Connor: Too bad he's not a model, or i'd have him all over my room.

by redissexy0602 October 14, 2011

Michael Shettler

The ideal boyfriend. Usually not very sporty, but very smart, and somewhat cocky. Rates a 6 out 10 for looks and is liked by everyone. Proud of who he is and what he can do. Tries to help people he is fond of. Has mediocre eyes that sparkle when he's excited. Can be pretty chill. Will do anything for a friend. Is an all around amazing guy.
Girl: I really like Michael Shettler, I want him to kiss me.

Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he's such a great guy.

That Michael Shettler boy is a real catch.

by LadyDigits04198804 November 22, 2021