mysteries make my head hurt

“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.

All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

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Make yourself look stupid day

On the 21st of January is the day where you post a picture on social media of you looking stupid.

"oh it's make yourself look stupid day, going to have to post something crazy!"

by Mich3al_4567 January 21, 2025

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fucking Peter to make love to Paul

Fucking Peter to make love to Paul

by Martixmarco April 3, 2023

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Making S'mores

Burning tires in the street, usually because your mad or bored. Most Common around Orlando.

Woman: "it smells like shit here"
Me: "they're making s'mores out there"

by Niche_Central_Florida March 7, 2025

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making the gravy

When you are having anal and she has diarrhea, she diarrheas on your dick and you keep going

We were making the gravy last night!

by LunarCell June 2, 2017

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National make your friends cry day

June 17th is National Make Your Friend Cry Day. If you’re bored, then make your friends cry. Just make sure you apologize afterwards though. Or don’t.

Person 1 : Hey, wanna make Sarah cry?

Person 2 : What? Why?
Person 1 : It’s National Make Your Friends Cry Day!
Person 2 : Okay let’s do it!

by Caca moma June 17, 2021

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