Crimson Car Club

a group founded by two University of Alabama students, renowned for its catchprase "Encouraging bad financial decisions with like minded intellects"

"Yo Griffen, I joined Crimson Car Club last month, now my savings is completely gone!!! At least my car is dope."

by jt_289 February 22, 2021

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You get a car!

A reference to "The Oprah Winfrey Show", where Oprah decided to give everyone in the audience a car.

"YOU GET A CAR, YOU GET A CAR, YOU GET A CAR!"

by Jpdsimas January 21, 2019

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When your car cant take any more abuse and commits suicide

My pussy ass kia couldnt take the pounding and committed car-uside.

by Chongluv420$ June 08, 2022

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The kind of pussy you have to keep paying for if you want to "fill it up".

Man, I'm in a real dry spell. All I can get right now is car snatch and it's driving me fucking broke.

by Sensible Dictionary November 18, 2010

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food that tastes like it has been dipped in gasoline, like thin mints

"UGH THESE BROWNIES TASTE LIKE CAR FOOD"

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When a person gets so obese, they have to lift their gut like a car hood to see anything below the waist.

If I ever get so fat that I get a car hood. Kill me

by KJ Clayton February 14, 2023

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When a hot girl makes your car look better just by sitting in it.

“She’s decorating my car, soon she’ll be breaking my heart” Michael Ray

by Ole Dad 66 July 09, 2022

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