A male, usually age 25-50, who volunteers on a rural fire department. This male usually works at a 9-5 job, leaving that job for every call, and claims PTSD from a grass fire. This faggot usually is anti EMS and pro running sirens and horns at 3am in the town of 500 people. You will also find this faggot spending large amounts of public funds for rescue gear that they will never use.
Hey Brad, did you see that volunteer fire fag establish scene command after there was already a unit on scene?
Hey Chief Jacqui, why did your volunteer fire fag nearly kill me with his decked out POV going 75mph in town to the dumpster fire?
Hey Chief Jacqui, why did your volunteer fire fag nearly kill me with his decked out POV going 75mph in town to the dumpster fire?
by Azzhole69 March 28, 2023
Get the Volunteer Fire Fagmug. I need to tell THE CHAINSMOKERS that a FIRE ANTS RIMJOB is a no fail NATURAL SEX ACT of forever attraction of these very intelligent creatures.
by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE August 7, 2021
Get the FIRE ANTS RIMJOBmug. These are the people yo would NOT take a bullet for. To the contrary, these people you would WANT to see put down. This is in reference to military term friendly fire, when troops shoot their own fellow personnel (accidently or not). Friendly fire fodder candidates are usually horrible bosses, who, by their subordinates, would like to see them gone if they could eliminate them.
Roger: Hey, Davie! How is your new boss, Michael?
David: Oh, he's the WORST! He a micro-manager from hell, and everybody hates him. I swear, if we were ever in an army battle, he would be a surefire candidate for being friendly fire fodder!
David: Oh, he's the WORST! He a micro-manager from hell, and everybody hates him. I swear, if we were ever in an army battle, he would be a surefire candidate for being friendly fire fodder!
by brooskitooski August 9, 2025
Get the friendly fire foddermug. Something that happens when you starve a community of epic gamers from content for 6 year and then announse an update and then delay it for 2 months and a half and then release it.
by Boonkii December 29, 2023
Get the fire in the holemug. by Dicklover94 April 5, 2017
Get the redbull firemug. When your girl is being crowded by a bunch of dudes at a party, and you proceed to pee on her, marking your territory, ensuring no one tries to talk to her again due to the piss aroma that presides on her lower body. (Exception to upper body if you have a strong stream)
Mike: “dude what’s that smell, did someone pee in here?”
Devon: “Jake just Gave Hailey a New Jersey fire hydrant.”
Mike: “haha what?”
Devon: “Yeah dude just pissed on her in front of everyone to ensure his territory.”
Mike: “haha sick”
Devon: “Jake just Gave Hailey a New Jersey fire hydrant.”
Mike: “haha what?”
Devon: “Yeah dude just pissed on her in front of everyone to ensure his territory.”
Mike: “haha sick”
by Meatlocker boys May 31, 2018
Get the New Jersey Fire Hydrantmug. by Fudgeinator June 12, 2008
Get the Fire Wokmug.