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Lincoln law

If person or persons have vast amount of wood next to where they reside then woodpile must be finished before persons or person is asked to vacate the premises
Squatters were asked to vacate premises by police and they said they couldn't cuz Lincoln law is in effect
by White Rider March 26, 2025
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Bird Law

A fly-by-night law put in place to target an issue, usually not well thought out and breaking many laws in the first place. i.e. Manchester,NH just enacted a law making it illegal to have a shopping cart in public spaces ( targeting the homeless) and anybody bringing their cart out to their car at a store, technically.
Instead of trying to house the homeless they enacted some Bird law which puts anybody at risk who uses a shopping cart not just the homeless.
by Ben0Fishel February 11, 2025
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The Tamr Law

Thesis states that one death is fated to happen before obvious safety oversights, reforms or the like are ennacted, ie. decapitation by ice skates and the introduction of neck guards.
Person 1: "Hey, remember that very obviously leaky pipe? It's valve finally burst and killed someone!"

Person 2: "Yeah, it was like that for ages! I'm surprised it took someone's death before it finally got fixed!"

Person 1: "Mhm, and it was so preventable. The Tamr Law takes another!"
by xxdragonwolftamr January 30, 2024
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Deveyra's Law

"The idea of doing something is always better than the reality of it."

By creating an image of desire in a persons own head, when confront the object of desire in

their reality as opposed to their own head, they're forced to confront its features more realistically.
Wich can cause to a feeling of dissapointment.
ex 1: "- I were at this party and Deveyra's law applied. I should've stayed at home."
ex 2: "- "- Why did i agree on this hikingtrip? It sounded better at the time"
ex 3 "- "Hey you wanna come over?"

"-Sure!"

"- This dude never shutsup.. why did i bring him over?"
by Deveyra's Law December 10, 2018
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Girlfriend law

The girlfriend law- Ones boyfriend is legally obligated to tell their girlfriend when and why they are not ok, which then the girl shall proceed to give hugs and kisses(or other COVID safe options) until the boyfriend is 100% cured of ALL life problems.
Girlfriend “hey are you ok”
Boyfriend “well I can’t get away from the girlfriend law it’s illegal, no I’m not”
Girlfriend *hugs, kisses(COVID safe actions) “better?”
Boyfriend “yes!”
by Jimmy knows November 3, 2020
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Turner's Law

Every electronics lab task, no matter how small, will always eat up an entire day.
"It's 7:00 and we only just managed to solder the new diode on this device."
"Classic case of Turner's Law."
by nujuat February 12, 2021
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Megan's Law

1 : A law for sex offenders.

2 : A amazing song by Megan who tore up Nicki, as nicki attempted to come back with 5 songs.
Gal 1: Have you listened to Megan's law?

Dude 1 : Bro, you mean the thing for OFFENDERS?

Gal 1 : no dumbass, i'm talking about the song by Megan.
by 'sepphie May 10, 2024
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