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Mary and Chris

The literal definition of soulmates.

I mean seriously, they’re similar enough that they always have something to talk about, but different enough so that they can learn new things from each other.

They have dumb arguments jokingly, and end up laughing. All they do is tease each other about anything and everything!

Though Mary and Chris get on each other’s nerves, they make each other happy, and that’s enough for them.
Guy 1: Did you see Mary and Chris? They look like a great couple!
Guy 2: Oh really? I just saw them yelling at each other in an empty classroom!
Girl 1: That’s Mary and Chris for you!

Girl 2: One second they’re screaming at each other, the next they’re making out!
by entercreativepseudonymhere January 21, 2021
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Chris

Chris is the kind of guy who babysits you for a month only to end up in a committed relationship. He likes women, but loves their children even more. If he is you're teacher, you may end up in court (he can't help himself)
1. Mommy I'm getting a new daddy after all! Mr. Chris said I could call him that anytime!

2. Don't bike around that house sweetie, I can't afford you getting AIDS this young.
by HOLLABBHOLLA May 11, 2017
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Chris

A true loyal friend that will have your back no matter what happens and will never stab you the back and keeps all your secrets.He is funny,kind,cute,loyal,honest
Chris:ill be there when ever you need some one
by Pigs pugs xoxoxoxo May 18, 2019
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National Chris Miao Day

During this day, we celebrate the CMan320, for his valor in the most righteous battles of War Thunder. People can celebrate by playing War Thunder instead of doing any homework as a sacrifice for the years of missing assignments TheCMan320 made to play with Zackaroni. This Holiday is mainly celebrated by the people of North Carolina, Panther fans more specifically.
I'm going to fail all my classes in celebration of National Chris Miao Day this year. Maybe I'll even get the Wirbelwind.
by Migieus October 12, 2022
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Chris

“Omg he’s such a chris
“Ong I hate him
by Suck my big fat juicy cock April 23, 2023
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Chris Moore

A guy who jerks off when he gets a victory royale and eats a fat bitch after his hand workout. If you ask him to hang out he’s going to say no cause he’s too busy jerking off probably. Chris has a skill that nobody else has and that is to bust in under 1 minute. He’s still single and needs a lover so hit his line asap!
You wanna hang later, can’t I’m too busy being a Chris Moore
by Yourfather03 April 3, 2019
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Chris Hoffman

Chris Hoffman is searching for your name and not finding a definition for Chris Hoffman
Person one: what does my name mean

Person two:search it up

Person one:theres nothing here
Person two:well dp a chris Hoffman
by Thicc jonnu October 19, 2019
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