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by bib_yeet November 17, 2022
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Hairdresser car

A small 'sports car' featuring an overpowered engine. Predominantly owned by girls & 'metro' boys. examples include: celica, mx-5, s2000,350z, 370z, audi tt, miata etc. occupants of these vehicles invariably buy them because they are "stylish" not because of any performance or convenience factors. Often garners the argument "i'd beat you in corners" or "its not a hairdressers car! its a sports car!" the st205 celica was nominated hairdressers choice in 1996.
You bought a miata? That's such a hairdresser car
by Tray678 August 25, 2021
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Car

“The crazy orange car beat up the dog and ran”
by Grif15 March 24, 2024
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Car-shy

When you are to shy to pull up next to the car beside you.
I want to see the dog in that car but the guy is to car-shy for me to see in.
by Dark nuts January 19, 2015
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Reverse Clown Car

When a person dressed in clown makeup puts multiple Hot Wheels in one or more of their orifices and removes them one by one, imitating multiple clowns getting out of a clown car but inversed.
Hey man I was doing a reverse clown car and I got your limited edition Power Ranger Red Ranger Hot Wheel stuck, so can I borrow a water bottle?
by Dr.Doodles March 25, 2025
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clown car of clusterfuck

1. A shit-show; chaos at the top of a sinking corporate or entertainment hierarchy.
2. A revolving door of incompetent bosses.

Coined and used by wrestling promoter Eric Bischoff.
"It was a clown car of clusterfuck at the top so I didn't need to know nor did I care."

With who they were bringing in, I knew it was gonna be a clown car of clusterfuck at my job.
by I mean, yeah March 1, 2020
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Car ride porta-pody

After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them
P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.
by Toscanini March 14, 2021
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