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canned death

I found canned death in my parents room
by ad0lfhitler September 21, 2017
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Bitch cans

355 ml cans of beer/alcoholic beverage
No bitch cans please, we need that extra 118 ml.
by Dejo January 22, 2022
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Canning Complex

The Canning Complex (Founded by Hanna Canning) states that any person, place, or thing can be connected to 9/11 through multiple or one person, place, or thing, no matter what it is.
“Can you use the Canning Complex to link Jeff Buckley to 9/11?”
by reallycoolperson June 5, 2025
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Can he beat Goku tho

A phrase used to acknowledge someone’s strength since Goku only fights “strong” opponents.

This can be applied in at situation, but best used comically against people who overcame hardships such as a form of cancer or other very detrimental circumstance.

The idea stems that the person WOULD beat Goku because they were able to overcome that obstacle.

2nd usage: invalid power scaling arguments when anyone completesd any feat saying Goku is stronger.
“My son beat just beat cancer today! He’s so happy and is always smiling and pushing through”
“Wow! He sounds strong! Can he beat Goku tho(ugh)?”

2nd usage:
“Saitama just exploded Jupiter by simply farting! It’s weird but he must be strong!”
“ Can he beat Goku tho ?”
by Code name Kakarot April 15, 2024
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Canned Ham

A person who you gave a ride to a place and need to get them back home.
I’m ready to leave the party but my canned ham wants to stay. Or I would let him fin for himself but he’s my canned ham.
by Chris Dewayne May 19, 2022
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Pit Cans

A man or woman that is so obese that their moobs or breasts are under their armpits.
That fat fuck has pit cans!
by them00se July 22, 2012
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can i be your friend?

Short answer: No.
Long answer: I'm just an internet random just as you, so that means no one knows the other and by that we can't trust ourselves... But don't worry, there are many people in the world, may one wants to be your friend.
You: can i be your friend?
internet random: no.
by RealCake December 10, 2023
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