crack my nuts!

Showing so much frustration, that you will literally crack your friends nuts apart.

Yo did you get the free Razer Blackwidow?
Oh no fuck me. crack my nuts!

by Sidestep ni99er May 4, 2017

Crack tired

When you're so tired/deprived of sleep you look like you've done hard drugs.

"Dude you look fucking crack tired"

by Kravenmorrdeth May 7, 2017

Cup'o Crack

A rather small cup full of crack, that's right straight up crack and it is often used as a defense for humans for when they are frightened or just have to pee really badly.

"my girlfriend wouldn't get out the bathroom so i cup'o cracked that bitch"

by DJDARKSTAR7501 May 27, 2017

crack

Marijuana because it is so addictive like crack cocaine but called "crack" as a slang term.

Quit smoking that crack!
Talking about this pot?
Yep.

by 10,000% June 10, 2017

fudge crack

the synonym for, what's otherwise known as your ass/butt/bum cleavage.

"hey jimmy, for heaven's sake dude, plz pull up your pants man. everyone can see your fudge crack when you bend over like that"!!!!!

by RAVEN HORNE June 13, 2017

slimy crack

A butt crack that is very wet and moist that makes sloppy noises.

"Suck my slimy crack!"

by uwotm869 June 29, 2017

crack head marriage

When your ex goes from filet mignon to one of the maggots eating a week old happy meal they and then marries the skanky crack whore. Yet, 3 days prior begging you to let him come back and referencing the maggot he just married as a skanky crack whore he only uses for a ride...

I can't believe he had a crack head marriage to that skanky whore!

by Mangodjmango July 2, 2017