Don't crack my wig

Don't give me a headache you square.

If you don't dig jazz don't crack my wig about it.

by Beanaeb November 21, 2011

holy crack

the space within Jesus' asshole otherwise known as a holy crack seeing as in an ordinary person said part of the body is also known as crack and referring to Jesus' holiness it is referred to as the holy crack.

Person 1: How would Jesus deal with unbelievers father.
Priest: Jesus would reveal unto them his holy crack.

by jesusasslicker January 3, 2019

The crack

The point at which a person is too drunk for you to understand the majority of what they type.

Person 1: "inst ti amzmangh wo rbbis hae eras"
Person 2: "You've reach the crack already haven't you"

by EscapeNitro September 23, 2019

Crack head

Christopher

Christopher is a crack head

by Dog lover 34594 October 22, 2019

Crack my gait

Walking away from someone who’s staring at your ass while your shorts are riding high

I like to crack my gait to get noticed

by Kent the rowdy March 1, 2024

Crack Johnny

Slang for a ball peen hammer

If you don't get to work Im gonna take that Crack Johnny and slap you upside tha head

by Oldestoldman October 24, 2020

Ezra's Crack

A thing that you sniff and is filled with pics of Wren and D'Arcy.

I want to sniff Ezra's crack!

by 67R5487 March 12, 2024